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A large moldy growth on the shaft of the penis which is of a greenish brown color. The dick will become encased in this fungus and will inevitably fall off.

"Oh man, Dr Pierson! Your penis just fell off due to your dick fungus! Why's it so green and moldy?!"
by Mondosaladlargelegshairears April 26, 2008
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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When you fick a mushim in the forest then gives it to his girlfriend then she trips balls and her head fucking explodes
I fucked a mushroom and my girl ate it dickfungus
by Fat faggot January 11, 2021
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