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If your dick is cracked, this will help patch those up. If it is strangely bent this will also help it be flat.
"Oh sorry babe i cracked your dick!"
"Don't worry i got my hand Dick Flattener!"
by HDS714braves May 21, 2020
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Aug 10 Word of the Day
Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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