Urban Dictionary: dick fat

The fat that surrounds the Penis, which in larger men, makes their Penis appear smaller than it really is.

"The length of my Penis is an optical illusion due to the dick fat surronding my penis."

by BeanSauce March 10, 2005

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A fat friend who's being a dick, or just a fat dick.

"Shut up dick fat!"

by veganrichy July 25, 2009

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dick fat percentage

the amount of fat one has on his dick.

Hey dog, you been trying to cut back on your dick fat percentage?

by ethan bishop April 26, 2007

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The act of fucking someone over; The act of pulling a 'fast one'.

That girl said she'd meet me at Thirsty Bear, but she gave me the fat dick and didn't show up.

by E ~ Dub November 05, 2008

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Just a fat dick is there more to explain

He had a fat dick

by Daddybiscuit42 August 29, 2017

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To screw someone over by not showing up or calling when plans have been made.

Well, Jasper is 30 minutes late. Looks like he fat dicked us once again...

by Asa Guy August 12, 2007

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Ironically, this refers to the launch equipment used in Goatsex.

I used a fat dick to have Goatsex with Seabiscut.

by Joey Orgler October 21, 2007

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