A fan made of dicks that has a cooling unit that squirts sperm to cool you down

The act of peasant women fanning the genital area of a man, who believes that he is a king, with large palm leaves.

Past tense: dick fanned

Another term for "busting my balls" or "breaking my balls" but its more like jamming your dick into a fan.

Doing something that will do you absolutely no good. Synonymous with piss in the wind