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when your boxers are too tight and you go to sit down they choke your dick up real bad.
every time my mom tries to buy me new boxers they always wind up being dick chokers, never fails.
by joegunn December 08, 2008
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A cock sock, the goalie, a johnny bag, just another name for a condom.
Steve was raw dogging Sarah when she made him put on a dick choker which caused him to lose his erection
by Bryan Pott October 22, 2011
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