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A white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the penis when a man hasn't washed it after sex or at all in a long time
baby, you better take care of that dick cheese before you think i'm going down on ya
by jmae8313 March 28, 2005
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Smegma; white buildup on the head of a penis
"Camambert, Wednesleydale, Dickcheese"
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bacterial growth under an uncircumsised penis which isn't cleaned regularly, it looks like little pieces of cottage cheese under the foreskin, and it stinks.

also known as smegma

wtf is that white sht on your mushroom?...ummm dick cheese
by bigfatfrickinfarmer August 14, 2006
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The one thing that even the kindest, most supportive and open-minded woman will not look past when dating a man.
(Woman talking with her best friend).

"I feel really shallow Lisa because he was such a good, kind man. He was great with my kids, with animals. He stood for all the right things. He had a great sense of humour. He was intelligent, he spoke several languages and I felt totally comfortable in his presence. Even my parents loved him and they are normally very icy with my prospective partners. He had a great body and clearly worked out so why couldn't I look past his horrendous dick cheese? I mean I feel like a total bitch."
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by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
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a.k.a. smegma. forms under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis when it has not been cleaned regularly. It is essentially dead/molting skin resulting from the foreskin keeping the glans penis moist.
I was going down on him and when I pulled back his foreskin the head of his cock was caked with dick cheese
by RussNyc September 09, 2006
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Most often discovered as a slimy-like substance found under the head of the penis, but it can dry to a crusty yellow matter and require careful scraping to assist removal.

While not a specific STD, it can carry the nasty bacteria that assists chlymidia to spread like a Californian forest fire.
"How hot is that guy over there?"

"He is hot, in fact he is sweaty, so I would insist he showered before we make out. I wouldn't want to peel back his helmet and cop an eyeful of freshly made Dick Cheese."
by Dick Clean December 15, 2008
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Smegma
a white looking dirt that builds up around the foreskin of your penis when it is left unwashed
Guy 1: i was showering last night and i found some dick cheese

Guy 2: thats fucking gross you need to wash up more
by to pro for sho July 15, 2009
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