Urban Dictionary: dick box

hottest dick in the box

The penis which is predominant, glowing, throbbing, and more prominent than all others, capable of great action, and almost supernatural feats.

A.K.A.: The ALPHA PENIS!!!

At tomorrow's budget presentation, you gotta be the hottest dick in the box.

Oh, he dances so well, he thinks he's the hottest dick in the box.

Chocolate covered cherries are the hottest dick in the box.

by Kfed69 July 29, 2014

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Its My Dick In a Box

A box containing a Dick often used a joke for birthdays

happy birthday to you jack black and your present is,wait for it, its my dick in a box

by POKEballs December 29, 2016

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Dick in a box

When you cut a hole in a box and shove your wing wong ching chong in it

Wow that freak ezio just put a dick in a box

by Its time to stop March 29, 2016

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