Verb. The act of forcibly beating another repeatedly with an erected penis. Also known as a DB for short.
After Ted had found Sally cheating on him he unzipped his pants pulled out is hard throbbing man rod as strong as a horses leg but as soft as a flower wrapped in silk and dick beat her silly.
by Chester B. March 19, 2008
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A perjorative term used by "in-the-know" rhythm section members to describe endless blues jams of the kind typically put forth by middle-aged white guys.

Originated in Syracuse, N.Y. (the self-proclaimed "blues belt" of Central New York) circa 1995, possibly following a mind-numbing set of medium-tempo shuffles at the Dinosaur Bar-B-Que.
"How'd that gig at Dinosaur go?"

"Three sets of dick beat, man."
by Tristan Fabriani July 11, 2017
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Noun: The act of bruising a girl's thigh by playfully whipping her with an erect penis.
"C. Cee was being naughty so V was like 'you're gonna catch a dick beating.'"
by vladster January 12, 2014
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The month after No Nut November where you beat your dick constantly to get out all the cum stored in your dick from November
I´m going to stay in my house for Dick Beat December so I can get all the Cum from November out.
by nuttery November 15, 2017
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Adj. The tired feeling of sleepiness after beating off multiplied by an entire bag of beat dicks. ; extreme tiredness
I just ran five miles, I feel like a bag of beat dicks.
by Bertdogg54 June 14, 2015
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To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.
Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?

Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!

Glenn: Damn, that's tired!
by Glizzy G December 03, 2008
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