Urban Dictionary: dick and split

When you're gonna break up with your boyfriend but gotta get one last fuck outta him.

"Did you hear about what Heather did to Kyle?"
"Yeah she got the dick and split."

by Z3r0_CA July 03, 2017

When u do a split so far down u crush your dick or jump over something and land on your dick

by Gatoraids21 February 28, 2018

When a female takes a tampon from her purse and shoves in to a males bonner constintly until the bonner splits and starts bleeding

by IHaveThePower May 08, 2011