A day to celebrate small dicks and also get back at the boys for taking the piss on pancake day

18th February
Short dick day is a day to celebrate chodes
by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021
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incompetence or inadequacy.
Something done poorly, a bad job, a rushed task the person could have done better at.
little or no effort used in the job or activity.
bro, you need to short dick it. we have five more jobs today and we don't have time to sit here and replace the bolt to the toilet seat.
by boot leg ;P April 16, 2016
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A disorder Irish and Asian guys have.
He/she was making another lame, unoriginal attempt to embarrass the Irish dude about his short dick syndrome, even though the guy had already been aware of his short dick before it was brought to his attention. When was he/she going to come up with something other than the same kind of exhausted, dull insult the guy had not already heard thousands of times, said by thousands of people.
by VinegarDude August 20, 2021
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The act of poking a random stranger from around the grab bar on a very busy subway train at 5:30 PM in New York City. With your penis of course. How else do you poke anyone?
I was elbow dicking some guy on the subway today. He now has AIDS.
by MLGillumernaty420 August 07, 2014
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A no-pussy-getting ass nigga. To be clear, a bitch ass nigga whose cock cannot fit in a woman's pussy. A homo.
Jerome forgot he's a ghetto ass elephant dick nigga that's why Stacy won't suck him off.
by killsickdick August 05, 2020
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