Urban Dictionary: dichotomy

The cutting off of one's penis while sleeping by an enraged spouse.

The police stated that Mrs. Bobbit performed the dichotomy without a hitch!

by ouch August 25, 2003

Used in the phrase when a girl says to a guy while having intercourse and the ship has already been sailed
(dick-out-o'-me)

"Hurry up and get your dichotomy, I have an appointment in like 5 minutes!"

by Bob Faggot November 26, 2007

1. being twofold; a classification into two opposed parts or subclasses

2. the study of lesbians

"According to the theory of first generation dichotomy, there must be and alpha on top, and a follower on bottom."

by jeseagain November 20, 2009

two halves making a whole
and some other bs i learned during english class

penis and vagina= hermaprodite
jin and dong = jindong
loud and annoying = ditsy girls

by Jindong August 25, 2003

a study of the anotomy of lesbians

Check out her dichotomy!

by DK August 26, 2003

its like... opposites. for example, dick cheney and mother teresa would be a dichotomy

the zebra was a horse till it got blasted by the dichotomizing ray

by jason August 25, 2003

The act of having a dictionary removed from a bodily cavity.

James fell off of a ladder onto a stack of books, now he needs a dichotomy

by arcan August 25, 2003