It’s a fuck you diary or journal or folder or file or binder. It’s a documented, dated log of illegal or inappropriate actions taken by a person, usually a family member, against you. It’s primary use is for documentation to give as evidence to cps or the police that shows the pattern of behavior the person has engaged in towards you or your family. It is a “fuck you” because it contradicts (with photos, emails, and other concrete evidence) their alternate version of events that they have spun into a story for cps or the police.
Take a screen shot of this conversation I had with your mother about our baby. She denies that he has a peanut butter allergy. Then she demands to babysit him alone. We definitely need this for our FU diary. She claims she will call the police on us if we don’t let her have her grand baby.
by mememememememememe August 17, 2021
A inside look to the Security Industry. Sharing your Stories, & Experiences with the World in the hope of opening peoples eyes to the dangerous world we protect them from.
Your DOORMAN is keeping a DIARY. A.k.a "DOORMAN DIARIES"
The incident report written by the DOORMAN, BOUNCER, or SECURITY WANKER, after your physically tossed out the pub window.
The incident report written by the DOORMAN, BOUNCER, or SECURITY WANKER, after your physically tossed out the pub window.
by SparklesSpike November 12, 2020
used to emphasize the depth, the honesty, the aloofness of a special someone. dear diary being a synonym for them.
"dear diary, how have you been? still no chance of meeting up? I have been busy studying. flora's birthday party yesterday. tired. but term break ahead. time to exhale."
by Laralotta February 24, 2019
Dylan : His owner beats him, his best friend is a pussy, he hangs around with two nuts all the time and he throws up when he's excited.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.
by Kamikaze Devil Bitch October 05, 2020
Jake: hop on Xbox man!!
Marc: busting a nut, then I will hop on.
Jake: Broooo! Wtf... I don’t need to know that. I’m not your nut diary.
Marc: busting a nut, then I will hop on.
Jake: Broooo! Wtf... I don’t need to know that. I’m not your nut diary.
by Caroue June 02, 2021
When something is recommended to you repeatedly, so much so that it puts you off said thing forever.
Man, I never ended up watching that movie due to the basketball diary effect - it was recommended to me so many times, I just started rewatching Party of Five.
by martypartyparty April 26, 2021
When something is recommended to you repeatedly, so much so that it puts you off said thing forever.
Man, I never ended up watching that movie due to the basketball diary effect - it was recommended to me so many times, I just started rewatching Party of Five.
by martypartyparty April 26, 2021