Flaming liquid shit that makes you scream with pain, clench your teeth, grab hard onto the nearest solid object so that you don't get blown away, and wonder how you're still alive when it's over.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

No pain, no strain, just sit and let it drain.

When you piss out your asshole

Analogous to vomit, exiting from the anus. Often accompanied by a singed asshole.

A poop smoothie.

Liquid poop that burns like Hell when it comes out of your ass.

The bad side effect of eating anything from Taco Bell or KFC.

Rhymes with RIAA.