Top definition
Phrase used by Dick Vitale to describe talented, freshman college basketball players.
"Look at that move, this kid's a real diaper dandy!"
by bob bobertson February 03, 2005
Get a diaper dandy mug for your fish Vivek.
2
In the age of quarantine, toward lessening the chance of spreading SARS-CoV-2, top-shelf ensemble brass players that empty their spittle onto absorbent diapers placed at their feet.
"A diaper dandy each of them - after such a lengthy layoff, I bet they're chomping at the bit to perform Brahms &/or Mahler."
by urban-housey March 27, 2021
Get the diaper dandy neck gaiter and mug.
3
A person who craps themselves while using the copy machine.
Those reports will have to wait because that diaperdandy is in then office.
by Mr. Softskull December 17, 2004
Get a diaperdandy mug for your mom Helena.
4
a word used to describe a senior citizen who is required to wear an adult diaper out of fear that he or she may soil themselves
That diaperdandy shouldn't even be allowed to drive a car
by E.TTA December 16, 2004
Get a diaperdandy mug for your coworker Helena.