When you have the whole bed to yourself and you take full advantage.
"Robs working all nite, looks like I'm getting diagonal!"
by teejones February 04, 2010
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Someone who is beyond cool, even beyond swag up!
J-cookie "hey! Justin bieber is pretty swag diagonal huh?!?!"
Seven "Are you kidding me brehh???"
by KayNob and LDeboer May 05, 2013
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Also called "the Diagonal," is a sexual position in which the woman lays down facing up and the man lays diagonally over here, while inserting his penis into her their bodies froming the letter "X."
"Lets spice it up tonight, do you want to try Diagonal sex?"

1. "Hey hubby, wanna try this new sexual position tonight, that I read in a popular women's article? 2. "Yeah what's the name of it?"
1. "The Diagonal!"
2. "That sounds oddly arrousing!"
by Caboose988 July 09, 2018
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A sex position that includes a male laying on his back, with his dick pointing up. The female is lowered onto his dick while doing a split, and two assistants rotate her clockwise on him, in a fashion resembling a spinning top.
Boy: Yo, what if a dude balanced on his dick and spun like a bay-blade?

Girl: Damn, if you’re down to get on your back and do the Diagonal Cowboy, hit me up.

Homie 1: I’ll help you out dude.

Homie 2: I got you bruh. you need me, just let me know.
by Satans Dad July 26, 2019
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a person(s) who crosses street(s) on angle; taking more time while car(s) have to wait
why can't that person cross the street in a straight line; such a diagonal crossers
by winnipegdude December 30, 2011
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When a pedestrian crosses a street or parking lot at a diagonal angle rather than straight, usually taking a longer time to do so.
“Look at this asshole diagonal walking, for God’s sake I just want to park my car.”
by CaptainCatLoaf November 24, 2019
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Slang term for a woman's genitalia. To be more specific, her vagina/pussy. It could also be referring to Forest.
"She had a tight diagon alley."
"Her diagon alley was getting railed, so i plowed her knockturn ally."

by Farced DD February 25, 2009
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