by gueyguegf March 19, 2018
One who loves to have thumbs and other objects put into his buthole and other bodily cavities. One who sleeps while dreaming of other mens body parts in his. Has been known for screaming and moaning in his sleep. Loves to have other warm MALE bodies atop his own and dreams of the day that one man will finally satisfy is ever-loving desire for a warm, throbing, thick, juicy male genitlia to be thrust into his buttox. Great roommate though! Known for being extremely organized and always ontop of his business. But back to the main topic Devan's are also known for loving the same gender whether it is a girl or guy all Devans love the feeling of the same gender on there skin. Have very poor dance skills, one might even say that there dancing compares to that of the organism named shelby. Lastly to conclude todays lesson Devan's are infatuated with the idea of thumbs. Thank you that is all!
"OMG did you hear that Devan Witt last night?!"
"Yea whats worse is he's my roommate!"
"Wow sorry bro!"
"Man I feel like such a Devan Witt looking at that other guys ass"
"Your such a Devan BRO! GET AWAY FROM ME!"
"Yea whats worse is he's my roommate!"
"Wow sorry bro!"
"Man I feel like such a Devan Witt looking at that other guys ass"
"Your such a Devan BRO! GET AWAY FROM ME!"
by Best-roomamte-EVER October 24, 2012
taking the elevator to the highest floor, having sex while the female is experiencing symptoms of a mild yeast infection that is agitated by unbreathable yoga pants.
"Yo man, tried to catch the elevator last night, smelled like someone was baking bread."
"Dude, do you think someone got a dirty devan?
"Dude, do you think someone got a dirty devan?
by yeastnelevator October 04, 2011
by Zombieboi24 October 18, 2016
The sexiest, most amazing motherfucker around. He tackles pussy by the pound and has been known to give girls orgasms, much like sex toys and airplanes
by kurtbeans45 November 05, 2014
When a homophobe participates in anal sex with multiple men within one hour and keeps a sample of each men’s shit for later.
by Dev is dirty November 01, 2020