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A word referring to German people. It's pronounced "doitch," not "douche."
Slash: Hey can you drop me off at the bank douche?
Torch: Wtf I see how it is. Fine, go walk you douche.
Slash: Omfg i mean d-e-u-t-s-c-h.
Torch: Yeah, and deutsch you, too.
by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006
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NOT Dutch!

Deutsch ~ The German word for German.
As in "Ich Spreche Deutsch" - "I speak German".
"Ich bin Deutsch" - I am German.

Dutch ~ English word refering to things or people from the Netherlands.

"He's Dutch" - "He's from the Netherlands"
Dutchman: Kijk die Duitser daar!(Check that German over there!)
Foreigner: Dude, are you speaking Deutsch?
Dutchman: WTF! I'm Dutch not Deutsch!

German: ...Deutsch?! :D
Foreigner: *confused*
by PearTreeNomNom January 18, 2011
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