Urban Dictionary: deusch

deusch

One of the many incorrect and exceedingly stupid ways to spell the word douche.

If "deusch" is the way you spell "douche", you're both.

Die, idiot.

by burstroc September 15, 2006

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deusch

a nickname for a device used to clean out the vagina.

Marc N. is a Deusch.

by B. Strauss February 03, 2005

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deusch

a person so lowly, he can only be discribed as something that cleans pussy

riley yurks off to much, he is a deusch.

by tizlom June 02, 2005

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deusch

If you spell it this way, you are one.

Brian: Dude you are such a deusch.

Kayla: Honey you can't spell it that way or everyone will think you're stupid.

Brian: Oh ok...I'm gonna go clean my vagina... Can you tell me how to spell it when I get back?

by kbubbles January 12, 2012

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receptacle used to cleanse one's vaginal area after rough, vigorous sex.

Raquel's deusche didn't quite fit.

by Avi Mintz March 19, 2004

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Slang/Meaning Pussy. An Insult.

Your a deusche-bag Mark.

by Max August 05, 2004

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A 28 year-old man who teaches "life lessons"

stupid bitch, deusche can be spelled both ways

by tristan1301 September 19, 2008

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