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when someone holds up two fingers symbolizing "peace" when leaving an establishment, "deuces" is often said.
roscoe: ite, shan'quenetta see y'all tomorrow.
shan'quenetta: ite, deuces!*holds two fingers up*
by choozyoozy April 05, 2003
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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(noun)a textbook example of what is the result of a complete bowel movement, more often than not of a solid nature and oftentimes it's occurrence and presence is a surprise to many; a big pile of shit; feces; poop; doo-doo; excrement; dung; poo-poo; defecation
Teddy saw Tony and couldn't help but to go tease him, and also to start some new gossip. Teddy came up to Tony and said, "I saw you roll by last night. Looked like you had the neighborhood cum dumpster, Big Ho Betsy, with ya. I gotta know, how'd that turn out for you?"

Surrendering to the truth Tony gave it up real, "Well when I first got inside her I learned first-hand two things : 1 I was the the first homie to ride that ride that day and 2 if I don't want to stir in another man's splooge then I should have gotten up with this ho way earlier in the day. The bitch is a goddamn animal, y'know that?" "Why you say that?" inquired Teddy, his grin tucked away all nice and proper. "That goddamn slimy bitch took a shit in the guest bathroom, dropped the biggest, foulest deuce I've ever seen in my life, didn't bother with flushing the toilet or even with using any toilet paper......cause she just stole the toillet paper". Holding back no longer Teddy erupted in a spasm of laughter he could stifle no more.
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When you flip that middle finger, and that index finger follows. Giving the "peace out" when you're done with a person...physically, mentally or spiritually.
My girl always be on some B.S. so I had to give her the deuces.
by Coop of Exquisite July 25, 2010
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1.slang for the number 2
2.feces
3.an exclamation, popularized by cartoon character Stewie Griffin from popular TV series "Family Guy"
4.a 2 in poker lingo
"I'm goign to drop a deuce in your toilet, OK?"

"What the deuce?!"

"I got a pair of deuces."
by Squishmanchu February 25, 2006
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The act of holding your peace sign fingers sideways while simultaneously saying "deuces" to another individual. It can be meant as both a friendly and unfriendly way of saying goodbye or peace out to someone else.
Friendly way; Mark threw up deuces while leaving the epic party last night.

Unfriendly way; Jake threw up some deuces when he peeled out of Kyle's moms driveway after he left there with Hulk Hands!
by ROBOCHAD August 09, 2012
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