The real-life Gotham City.

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.

The only place in America where people love hockey just as much as Canadians do.

The World's Strongest Ghetto.

Founded: 1701
Area Code: 313
Population: 912,062 (as of '08)
Nicknames: The D, Motor City, Motown
Sectors: Westside/Eastside

City Motto: "Don't Get Shot!"

One of the few places in the United States that is situated north of Canada.

1.A city that a bunch of people talk and complain about but without ever stepping inside the city limits or even coming within 50 miles of its border.

2.Contrary to popular belief, there are nice parts, but perpetuating stereotypes is better than talking about the good that resides there, huh?

3.Where everyone who's from Michigan says they're from when somebody asks them where they live.

4.Best water in the world.

A city that sucks cause the mayor blows the city's funds on his new escalade, his parties, and his bail money to get out of jail!