To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.
"Dude, did you just 'detonate the haggis' in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"
by Duanester May 24, 2008
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When a person in a group conversation makes an obvious threat to cockblock, and blow up a spot on another after clear sign is given to change the subject or stop.
Guy: "You know you're the only one for me, girl!"

Janet: "Really? You so sweet!"

Emily: "Who was that one girl I saw you with yesterday, Guy?"

Guy: "Oh, my sister? We went to lunch. She prettier than you, Emily! Quit trying to deton-hate and go somewhere!"

Janet: "Aww, you and your sister....that's so sweet!"

Emily: "You ain't a player, fool!"

Guy: "Emily, get your hand off the red button and beat it!"

Janet: "Yeah, Emily, can't you see we're talking?"
by Haloed Griot May 04, 2005
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(Medical condition)
Often found in fast talkers. When a fast talker doesn't finish a sentence, they will physically explode.
Ben Shapiro talks fast to avoid Grammatical-Detonation.
by UnknowableOne August 18, 2017
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When squeezing a spot and all the hall marks of it popping are there, i.e pain and a crunching sensation/noise, but any puss or fluids havent been ejected from the body but have burst under the skin and are still internal.
"I had a well painfull spot the other day, but it didnt burst properly, just internal detonation"
by mmicecream May 09, 2009
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When a Dependa (usually found hustling pyramid schemes) finds someone not willing to call her by her husband’s rank. With no warning and no way out, she explodes on you telling you how you should respect her hoofed self while her fupa jiggles and kankles scream.
Hey, they Marine just got cornered by a Detonating Dependa.
by Broken Jarhead April 28, 2021
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similar to radar ass, ony worse. Premature Detonation occurs when you enter the bathroom, and you cant hold the shit/piss anymore.
*enters the bathroom*
OH FUCK, ITS GONNA BLOW!!! damm the premature detonation
by Anister October 19, 2012
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To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.
"Dude, did you just detonate the haggis in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"
by Duanester May 23, 2008
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