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The opposite of extend because--fuck it--there is not another word for it. Not to be confused with distend, which means to swell up.
Les Miserables was four fucking hours long, so we decided to destend the viewing time by skipping to the credits.
by TheSuperDoge June 02, 2014
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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