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the friend in your group, (who's naturally a hoe), sucks all the crusty dicks you don't want to.
Amber: Ew Sarah, that ratchet old man just asked me to give him a blowjob!

*Amber and Sarah look back at their friend Paisley *

Sarah: You know what to do, designated sucker. Drop to those ashy knees and start sucking.
by Frankfucker June 15, 2017
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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