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The act of using your own cum to stick breadcrumbs (or sand) to your dick (via rolling) Then proceeding to slap the girl that made you cum (or another girl if preferred) across the face until it grows red or begins to chafe.
"Dude I just gave this girl a desert slappy"

"Man are u high?! Wat the hell is that?"

"It's like a chicken cutlet only you slap her across the face man"

"Ouch bro thats gotta hurt."

"Yea man, her face was redder than when I backhanded her"
by king_of_nothing April 29, 2009
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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