May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Dervishes were the dhulbahante anti-imperialists of the Dhulbahante state (circa 1895 - 1921) founded in Dareema caddo (or their modern Dhulbahante descendants), led by Sayyidka and xarunta; successor state of the dhulbahante garadship
they're dervishes
by readyforthemoon55 July 10, 2020
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When you're taking a really big dump, while at the same time giving it to your girl in the pussy, you take a dildo and start ramming it up her ass. Thrusting with both penetrating units, you squeeze a log out of your ass to create a quadruple pleasure in the air.
by floyd+herb April 20, 2009
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(verb) to fuck your girlfriend in the ass right before you dump her, such that the last sexual contact you have with her is in the form of an ass-drilling.
Man, I dervished the fuck out of her last night- I'm done with her crazy, lying, manipulative, played out ass.
by Please January 05, 2006
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A weird person that doesn't need drugs to get high, but can just dance him- or herself high, much the way children sometimes will by spinning around on a tire swing, a merry-go-round, or even their own feet. Drug dealers hate them because they don't need drugs to get high.
"I've heard of her. Some armed lesbian pagan anarchist right? Hey, at least she's not a cop."
"No, man, she's a total dervish, and she's just getting back from a rave."
"Ah, shit, let's duck before she sees us!"
"Too late, she just jumped through our window laughing like a loon. At least she's topless."
"Damn dervishes, always fucking things up."
"No, man, she's a total dervish, and she's just getting back from a rave."
"Ah, shit, let's duck before she sees us!"
"Too late, she just jumped through our window laughing like a loon. At least she's topless."
"Damn dervishes, always fucking things up."
by Jane Cochran June 08, 2006
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A upcoming profession/class being seen on Guild Wars: Nightfall. Dressing dark, and mysterious, in long robes with hoods, and carying scythes as their weapons of choice, Dervish look similar to The Grim Reaper. Dervish play similar to a Ritualist who uses more melee spells than casts from afar. Dervosh will be released with one more "Nightfall" profession. The Paragon.
by John Tucker July 29, 2006