derpressed kid: "im depressed because my mom wont buy me black ops."
depressed kid: "what? i think your derpressed dude because thats no reason to be depressed. i'm depressed because my mom ran over my dog!"
depressed kid: "what? i think your derpressed dude because thats no reason to be depressed. i'm depressed because my mom ran over my dog!"
by chaosweapon1 March 13, 2011
by Imperialist October 28, 2010
What most teenagers are actually experiencing when they claim they are suffering from depression. Symptoms include whininess, pointless talk of suicide, crying to strangers over the Internet, and a general lack of common sense.
Trisha: Guys, I crashed my car today, and on top of that, my mom STILL won't let me go to prom. I'm depressed. :(
Jim: No, I think you might be suffering from derpression. You should stop being a derp, wipe your tears, and grow up.
Jim: No, I think you might be suffering from derpression. You should stop being a derp, wipe your tears, and grow up.
by MusicalRocky December 4, 2010
falling into a depressed state from not derping enough or when you haven't derped in a while and then you over-derp yourself.
Nick: "Man derp is gayy you say it too much." Kevin: "You've fallen into a derpression, my friend. Get help now. Derp."
by eerisedsaysshutupkevin January 14, 2010
Guy: hey doc. So my friend has been acting weird like he has derpression
Friend: (crys weirdly) owna ooaa oooee
Doctor: lemme see... (Guy: does he have it!?!?!? (Doctor: I'm afraid he does have derpression
Friend: (crys weirdly) owna ooaa oooee
Doctor: lemme see... (Guy: does he have it!?!?!? (Doctor: I'm afraid he does have derpression
by Derpeness July 2, 2018
so basically you have a femboy avatar right? so basically you get killed by this dude in a video game so much towards the point where you start going depressed babyrage mode
ah damn, some dude on roblox gave me derpression because i died to him while he was using SP pluck :(
by derptaro June 15, 2021