noun.

Plural noun - Derpologists

1. A person who practices Derpology.

A Derpologist can be self-appointed or honorarily recognized as a professional after dealing with innumerable dense-vapid fucktards. A Derpologists' talents are measured by their ability to avoid derps entirely. Although seemingly impossible, even a strict limitation on derp-like activity is regarded as a near God-like ability.

Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.