A word used to describe male genitalia of any length and gerth.
She can get the Dern all night long.
by The Dern Lord February 13, 2012
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Darn it, commonly and most famously used by the janitor of Planet Express: Scruffy.
Hermes:"We are no longer giving out complimentary pornographic magazines in the lounge."
Scruffy:"Dern it."
by NigglesOcho February 12, 2012
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cocain, blow, snort, butta, candy.
"I bought some derns in the club and it made me shit my pants."
by dms123 August 09, 2005
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A Dude so insanely, disgustingly ugly that if anyone ever witnessed their ugliness, they would turn to gouging their eyes out and hoping for a quick death to eliminate the memory of said face.
by Thatdude4554 October 10, 2015
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