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To dip from the police/parents/anyone worth running from
Originated by a local DJ in the 925
Joey Cerletti AKA DJ Joey C
O fuck my parents are home, DERK!

Holy shit, its the cops, we gotta derk it.
by DJ Joey C February 28, 2008
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Computer geeks cannot pronounce words of more than one syllable therefore Derek becomes Derk. Derk is the formal form but can be malformed further into Derkio when geeks want something Derek has, this is usually edible items eg cake or orange flavoured kit-kats.
by minerva1961 April 06, 2010
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to be a whiny bitch and cry like a woman
Man that guy is such a derk

After I yelled at him he straight up derked.
by Firewallz April 22, 2011
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"You just totally flashed - aren't you wearing pants?"
"Nah, I'm a derk"
by mario bumfluff January 01, 2011
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The act of being a dork and a jerk at the same time.
You're such a derk!
by Grandmasta J March 01, 2003
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1.)anything or anyone stupid or moronic
2.)kicking ass in something
1.)Hey, you're acting like a derk, stop!
2.)Man, I totally derked that Psych test.
by Nick, Ed, Kev November 17, 2005
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