dork+jerk=derk. This word was made up by the insane people over at he disney channel

the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower

fat thighs

When an optical computer mouse's pointer decides to fly off into a corner of the screen without your consent.

A short person with a big with a big butt, who likes to have pirate fights with Scooter in his jungle. They also like eating chicken while looking at flowers and playing Halo 5. They bake good cakes and annoy Lulu. MAKE GOOD WIVES.
(Only cool people are derks)

shortened form of derek, one who enjoys constant douchebaggery, qualities can be compared to that of a taxi driver

A word mixing the common insults; dick, dork, and jerk together. A derk is usually used to describe an annoying or agitating person/place/thing.