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a slang term for dry humping. Involves sexual contact through clothes
Did you get way derfing her last night.
by derfsurfer April 30, 2009
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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A new number that will be made globalized and reprinted into every dictionary, schoolbook, printed onto every calculator, and everywhere else that contains numbers, as of June 27th 2063. It is between 5 and 6 and is a combination fo both. It has the top of a 5 and the bottom of a six.
One, two, three, four, five, derf, six ...
by mizzlefftie012 July 15, 2011
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A number between 5 and 6. It was created by Carly from iCarly.
1: What is that new number T-Bo was talking about?
2: Oh yeah! That is derf.
by 2000s Kids Are Better April 09, 2018
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The face a dog makes when he or she tilts his or her head and looks inquisitive or confused.
I threw the ball and Rover just looked at me like, "derf"?
by smrtpnts December 04, 2011
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Noun:
Someone who is an idiot, annoying person, jerk, etc.

Verb:
The act of doing something stupid, lame or annoying.

Adjective:
Something that is rather lame, tedious, annoying, uncool, bad, etc.
Schmitty: That Shane guy is such a derf.
Joe: Yeah, he really derfed up that photo.
Cameron: It was such a derfy thing to do.
Brodie: Derfalicious indeed.
by camblyth June 20, 2011
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