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An opportunity for the president to address the nation, insult reporters, praise himself, misrepresent the facts of the moment to suit his personal goals and to sink the spirits of a world in need of actual leadership.
Pushed to the edge of despair by the garbled syntax touting his genius in the face of true disaster, she shut off the unpresidential depress conference and poured another glass of wine.
by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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