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When you get an STD while you are on the highway going 120 mph before you whip it into oncoming traffic.
Me - Yo Juan did you know bob had Depraids!!!

Juan - No bro is he okay?

Me - Nah it was terminal he only had about 13 seconds before he was hit head on by a semi truck.

Juan - How did that happen?

Me - He was smashing his girl while going 120 mph down the highway and she told him she had HPV.

Juan - so where did the truck come from?

Me - He whipped that shit into oncoming traffic when he found out.
by SPC_ZACKATTACK December 17, 2020
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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