A term used to describe the heavy-handed tendencies of corporate legal departments. Achaemenidian legal department specialize in overwhelming frontal legal attacks, at the expense of finesse or wisdom.
Named for the Achaemenidian empire, better known as the Persian empire of 300 fame.
Named for the Achaemenidian empire, better known as the Persian empire of 300 fame.
by Danthemanpr February 01, 2011
(n. collective noun)
Home Depot Accounting is a variation of tool that means a group of really smart tools, or losers, that are each huge tools. "Accounting" because it's a group of smart people, and "Home Depot" because that store is the biggest "tool shed" in the world.
Home Depot Accounting is a variation of tool that means a group of really smart tools, or losers, that are each huge tools. "Accounting" because it's a group of smart people, and "Home Depot" because that store is the biggest "tool shed" in the world.
by Rick Rog. May 24, 2008
You know that chick I hooked up with last night? Well I got to visit her shipping and receiving department last night.
by FraG3z June 04, 2008
Where all the crackheads go that cant get jobs, cant read, and didn't go to collage, also make like $2 an hour.
by OCEAN COUNTY ROADS October 14, 2010
When a business offers and promises "customer service" but actually has an office meant to disservice the customer and keep them from getting the service they were promised and are entitled to. Often staffed by mexicans since they are good at screwing things up and doing nothing right.
So I bought a new tracfone and tried to switch over my old tracfone's numbers and minutes to it. After a week of dealing with the stupid, lying, incompetent pedros in their customer disservice department I just said "Fuck it". They got me for the new phone, the memory for it and the card, but at least I'm not having them steal more of my life wasting time trying to get it to work anymore.
by doktor strangelove August 16, 2011
if you have to get away on foot from the orange county(nc)sherrifs department you've got it made.The fat sherrif deputies will give out after a few feet of chasing you.Guess they all wanna be fat like thier fat leader Lindy.
by nigga on da trigga December 06, 2007
A term coined by mothers describing the hysterical (hissy fit) reaction of their little children when mothers say no to buying toys in a department store
Meredith and Little Jamica are in Harrods in London
Little Jamica: Mommy, look at this new stuffed bear!
Meredith: Oh, it's cute! Oh wait, too pricey, honey. So no, don't even think of buying it.
Little Jamica: WHAT?!! NOOOOOOOO!!! WAAAAH!
Meredith: Oh boy, here we go again. One more department-store hissy fit.
Little Jamica: Mommy, look at this new stuffed bear!
Meredith: Oh, it's cute! Oh wait, too pricey, honey. So no, don't even think of buying it.
Little Jamica: WHAT?!! NOOOOOOOO!!! WAAAAH!
Meredith: Oh boy, here we go again. One more department-store hissy fit.
by DJAlexanderofFairfield December 08, 2013