something the french have yet to discover

Substance applied to underarm to cover up the smell emitted by armpits.

Something that needs to be applied to underarm daily.

A substance that makes you smell better, but that the French definitely do not use.

a stick of substance to put under your armpits or ballsack when they smell like shit

A miraculous substance that lets one go without taking showers for a whole week and still be able to go out among society without being arrested.
Cheaper than perfume but just as effective, as long as you spray enough of it on.

A thing people should not eat. EVER!