john: where did you lose did your phone?
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker

I am not thinking enough for this definition making me a dense motherfucker

You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

YOU DISENGENUIOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU'D HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

matto: you disingenuous dense motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.