A penis that is so hideously deformed or misshapen, that it can only be taken out in the presence of blind chicks.
by billebllunt August 24, 2015
Cole Dennis is a sorry ass who resembles a hermit crab. He loves Megan the Stallion but also has a passion for pottery.
Omg did you see how big Cole’s dick is??
Cole Dennis never leaves his house
Cole Dennis has a hairy ass
Cole Dennis never leaves his house
Cole Dennis has a hairy ass
by Not Jon Lucas October 23, 2019
When you got your side chick rubbing your tits. Also works when a guy stuff his shirt to catfish losers on omegle.
Guy 1: I was with my side hoe last night son
Guy 2: Damn playa how did that go?
Guy 1: She was on my lap chucking a dennis
Guy 2: DAMN SON GET TAHT
Guy 2: Damn playa how did that go?
Guy 1: She was on my lap chucking a dennis
Guy 2: DAMN SON GET TAHT
by Dankmasterxxx April 14, 2015
by Hawthairyguy October 01, 2020
by Howdy_it's_Ellie December 10, 2020
*jack is climbing on the table at a bar *
Dave: "hey quit being a big ol bag of dennis, your going to get us kicked out"
Dave: "hey quit being a big ol bag of dennis, your going to get us kicked out"
by discrook September 03, 2012