a person who fucks trees and thy enjoy better than human sex.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

(den-dro-feel-i-ak) one who has sexual intercourse with plants suck as trees. (dendrology)

also known as a Mckenzie.