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it all started one day when the magic ugmo sperm of kenneth denner came in contact with vd's (valerie denner) clap ridden crusty stale maggot infested puss leaking cunt. through a miracle of nature a single sperm survived this gaultlet of sti's and spawned the fat hairy dingle berry ridden mess that we know as the the tumour of society and professionaly acknoledged in necropedophilic circles as master of his art. not many dare to speak his name especially after seeing what he can do to young penguins. they call him...
Mark Denner phd.(necropedophile,skull fucking dead kids and sucking cold larva infested cum laced shit from dead tramps arses)
by insane from bearing witness February 05, 2004
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011