by Billlynillinson January 19, 2017
A child-eating, porno-hungry, sex-addicted, beastiologist who performs open heart surgery in the nude. He has a very very large wang (if you look at it at a microscopic level). But everyone loves him cuz hes sexy and cool. Word.
"I awoke from surgery and there was a Dempsey standing above me eating a child while watching porn on a nearby television. I called Lassie to see if my heroic dog would save me, but this Dempsey ended up having sex with her. My life sucks ugh."
by tightmoanzz August 25, 2008
- A big fat asshole who looks like a giant fucking dick with a turtle shell on his back and a dick in his ass.
- Is a dick. Enough said.
- Is a dick. Enough said.
Guy 1: Big hairy scary gay Gary Dempsey the douchebear gave Drew Bisson a big fat load in his ass.
Guy 2: Yep. That sounds like Gaybear dempsey.
Guy 2: Yep. That sounds like Gaybear dempsey.
by BHSSucks2311 September 04, 2010
Bad, horrible even. This is a term you use on someone when they do something so outright stupid that you cannot use words to describe what they’ve done
1: “So, what did you do again?”
2: “Told a guy that i would suck him off for a donut, it isn’t gay tho don’t worry”
1: “What’s that in your hand?”
2: “A donut what about it?”
1: “You’re pulling a Dempsey rn smh”
2: “Told a guy that i would suck him off for a donut, it isn’t gay tho don’t worry”
1: “What’s that in your hand?”
2: “A donut what about it?”
1: “You’re pulling a Dempsey rn smh”
by Ya Boy Skeezy October 05, 2020
The act of having sex with and eating multiple under-aged dead animals, all of which are of the same gender, covered in taco sauce, on fire, and your siblings.
"I just had a dempsey and it was fun but now I have 3rd degree burns on my penis and no more brothers."
by gunafiveseven August 25, 2008
by iAmMcLoViNbOoK January 06, 2011
by colapowa August 25, 2008
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

