kitten that decides to maul anyone who comes near it... even if the owner is holding it while you pet it ( then lunges at your facial area and begins clawing)

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

Meggles!