Like peanuts? Fly Delta Airlines.

Ahh hell were delayed in Atlanta again. We must be flying delta airlines.

D.E.L.T.A (Delta Airlines)

Delta Air Lines (3 words) is often misspelled as Delta Airlines (2 words).

"Hey, I thought you were going to New York?"

"No, my flight was on Delta aka delta (airlines)."

A: Where are you?
B: Still in New York.
A: Why?
B: I'm flying Delta Airlines.
A: I pity you right now.
B: FML.

I am flying Delta Airlines today.