A town full of beaners that generally has a 99% chance that the alumni don’t go anywhere and stay to smoke crack and the girls are ugly Af so the guys date girls from other towns.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.