Verb: The act of shitting into your hand, and then using the shit to masterbate with. Mudpie delights are a great way to get infections in your penis.
Matt:"I wonder what that creepy kid in our algebra class does when he goes home?"
Chris:"Idk he prob goes home and beats his dick with his shit."
Matt:"Oh like a mudpie delight?"
Chris:"Dude who the hell comes up with names for that stuff...."
Charlie gave himself a mudpie delight before his girlfriend gave him head, cuz she's a cheating slut.
Chris:"Idk he prob goes home and beats his dick with his shit."
Matt:"Oh like a mudpie delight?"
Chris:"Dude who the hell comes up with names for that stuff...."
Charlie gave himself a mudpie delight before his girlfriend gave him head, cuz she's a cheating slut.
by Zack Belk June 17, 2008
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Just finishing up from a blow job the male squeezes the remaining seamen from his penis into the girls mouth.
She said that last bit of seamen was quite zesty, then an enormous smile grew on my face. I then sneakingly turned to my night stand and checked off Drizzling Delight, it was right next to Alligator Fuckhouse.
by E-bag April 19, 2009
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When you take a tortilla chip and swipe it against a woman's vaginal canal; her vaginal juices are collected and used as salsa.
You then consume the tortilla chip.
You then consume the tortilla chip.
Person 1: Hey babe, what's for dinner tonight?
Person 2: Bill's delight!
Person 1: Fuck yeah, lemme get the tortilla chips.
Person 2: Bill's delight!
Person 1: Fuck yeah, lemme get the tortilla chips.
by Hamish Nicholas October 26, 2018
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Last night Kenny hit Harry with his car because he wasn't paying attention to the road because he was attempting driver's delight to a delighted wizard.
by Da Zipper May 16, 2008
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by Big Perdue March 08, 2017
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That girl over there is a woodman's delight.
by Alex Auch December 04, 2008
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by Jessi and Rachel October 04, 2006
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