(slang) To remove someone from your friends on any social networking website (e.g. Facebook, MySpace).
by nick weiner August 30, 2008
1. A more powerful way of saying "delete"
2. A verb used by Uncle Dane that defines the word in the context that it's used. By "delet"ing someone out of existence.
3. A card in Magic: The Gathering that has the ability to (At the cost of any 6 mana,) reflect a spell, cancel a spell, remove a down buff, remove a creature, remove an enchantment, and (If used while enemy has <7 hp,) kill the opponent.
4. A card in Yu-Gi-Oh that sends all cards in your opponent's hand and on their board to the shadow realm.
5. Something you write on someone to expel them from the mortal realm.
6. The short circuit from team fortress 2
2. A verb used by Uncle Dane that defines the word in the context that it's used. By "delet"ing someone out of existence.
3. A card in Magic: The Gathering that has the ability to (At the cost of any 6 mana,) reflect a spell, cancel a spell, remove a down buff, remove a creature, remove an enchantment, and (If used while enemy has <7 hp,) kill the opponent.
4. A card in Yu-Gi-Oh that sends all cards in your opponent's hand and on their board to the shadow realm.
5. Something you write on someone to expel them from the mortal realm.
6. The short circuit from team fortress 2
1. @: Yeah I had to get rid of the files, so I-
$: You gave it the fucking delet!?
@:yeah... It's gone forever, I'm sorry.
2. @: I beat his ass so hard I fucking sent his ass to the recycling bin.
#: Dude, he fucking vaporized in there, what the fuck!?
@: had to delet him, he was gonna delet me, man.
3. &: Oh you're not gonna like this.
@: DID YOU JUST FUCKING DELET ME, DELET ALL OF MY FUCKING CARDS, AND SET THE HP COUNTER ON FIRE?
&: WHAT'D I FUCKING SAY!?
@: I'M GONNA DELET YOUR ASSHOLE, DICK HOLE!
4. °: Did you really just do that?
#: you almost had exodia. I had to.
°: I HAD A FUCKING EXODIA COUNTER DECK YOU LARD ASS!
5. &: Hey look at this *skribble*
@: is that my pen?
&: *Dots* Doesn't matter now. Get fucked.
@ fades to very thin ashes.
6. !: look at this drop!
¥: Cool, wanna do a meta?
!: Sure. Delet this?
¥: Delet this.
$: You gave it the fucking delet!?
@:yeah... It's gone forever, I'm sorry.
2. @: I beat his ass so hard I fucking sent his ass to the recycling bin.
#: Dude, he fucking vaporized in there, what the fuck!?
@: had to delet him, he was gonna delet me, man.
3. &: Oh you're not gonna like this.
@: DID YOU JUST FUCKING DELET ME, DELET ALL OF MY FUCKING CARDS, AND SET THE HP COUNTER ON FIRE?
&: WHAT'D I FUCKING SAY!?
@: I'M GONNA DELET YOUR ASSHOLE, DICK HOLE!
4. °: Did you really just do that?
#: you almost had exodia. I had to.
°: I HAD A FUCKING EXODIA COUNTER DECK YOU LARD ASS!
5. &: Hey look at this *skribble*
@: is that my pen?
&: *Dots* Doesn't matter now. Get fucked.
@ fades to very thin ashes.
6. !: look at this drop!
¥: Cool, wanna do a meta?
!: Sure. Delet this?
¥: Delet this.
by Some douché December 03, 2018
by dangerman123 April 09, 2008
What the one guy from the popular japanese anime Deathnote says when he is writing down names in the deathnote
by JISUNGPARK March 25, 2018
When a deceitful spouse is deleting inboxes or text messages to hide infidelity and/or guilty conscience.
"Felicia, you know your man be cheating... he's just being deleteful."
2. These days men are just so deleteful in relationships.
2. These days men are just so deleteful in relationships.
by lil miss thang January 31, 2014
When a person,removes a comment or possibly themselves from a situation to see a possible different out come of said situation. Normally done in a controlled environment.
Thing 1: Im sick of you always coming in here and changing stuff. Stop touching my stuff you turd licker.
Thing 2: Turd licker? Whatever you butt munching donkey doer.
Thing 1: That a new one for you. GREAT INSULT.
Thing 2: (talking to Mom) I would like to remove Thing 1 from the conversation.
Just Delete it.
MOM: Why?
Thing 2: Who congratulates someone on a great insult?That a first.
Thing 2: Turd licker? Whatever you butt munching donkey doer.
Thing 1: That a new one for you. GREAT INSULT.
Thing 2: (talking to Mom) I would like to remove Thing 1 from the conversation.
Just Delete it.
MOM: Why?
Thing 2: Who congratulates someone on a great insult?That a first.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 November 24, 2017
by CEO of White Collar Crime August 04, 2020

