One of the biggest fuckers on the planet. Panders to the right and does not compromise with the left.

: (n) a sword technique that requires the user to slash an object, which will inflict interior damage while keeping the exterior unblemished; a master of this technique can sculpt the interior to their liking.

When someone says 'Your welcome' before you can say thank you and makes you look/feel like a total douche bag and thereby, ruining your moment of graditude. The only way to avoid this is to beat them at their own game and say thank you like a run on sentence.

Occurs while taking a shit, when by all necessary definitions you have completed your task, but want remain on the bowl to finish the current chapter of the book/newspaper/novel you are reading. Usually last between 2-5 minutes.

Most common in suspense novels and other mysteries.

Suspect in an U.S. Army Criminal Investigation Command(CID) probe into loan sharking, cash-for-title, and sleazy collection agency fraud that had been feasting on and victimizing U.S. Army soldiers around Texas army installations, most notably Fort Hood. Keynote speaker for cash-for-title industry, and perrenial consumer of their lobbying dollars. Former legislative champion for bottom-feeder predatory industries. Resigned when indicted in Texas for unrelated tomfoolery.

When your heart was broken my someone you're madly in love with but you don't feel the pain until well after the date-of-break. You usually feel ok and undepressed for anytime from a day to a week; usually because you try to put on a macho, "I don't need you" facad. Then after the set time your emotions get the best of you and you start to expirence the natural symptoms of heartbreak. Sometimes they could get worse than usual.

When a women calls rape, usually on someone famous at the peek of their career, days, or years after the supposed rape.

Also happens when the rapee doesn’t get a call back after a week or so...