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When you take a poo then 5 minutes later you have to take another one.
Yo i gotta go take a dump
-5 minutes later-
Oh shit its a deja poo!
by naaattterrrr November 01, 2010
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The experience of thinking you have had the same poop, on a previous occasion.
Dave: So after eating all that Jeff's Pizza for two days in a row, I totally experienced Deja Poo
Dan: That sucks
Dave: Could have been worse, I at least had an initial clean wipe.
by Dave Kaminski, Dan Flores December 02, 2008
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The additional call of nature - very similar to the first - that lures you back into the toilet, even though you're pretty sure you've just moved your bowels satisfactorily.
Sid: I'd better go, Hank. I need to take a dump again.

Hank: But I thought you went before you came out.

Sid: I did, but I think it's a de ja poo. It feels exactly the same.
by timtank February 28, 2012
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When you take a shit in succession of the same size, quantity, shape, and consistency.
Woah dude. Am I seeing double or did those enchiladas give me major dejapoo?
by Dejapoo November 28, 2015
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When you take a dump and it feels the same, looks the same, smells the same.
Deja Poo motherfucker, Deja Poo.
by dickdragondog November 22, 2010
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Man: Man I was taking a fat shit today..

Friend: Oh yeah? Thanks for sharing..

Man: Yeah it was weird, I was having de ja poo..
by Jackolino September 19, 2011
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When you are so drunk that you're very well into a blackout state and you make it home to take a massive poop on the toilet. The poop drains so much energy out of you that you pass out on the toilet before flushing. When you wake up in the morning you see the poop, but can't actually remember ever taking one and are still able to recognize it as your own.
Bro 1: "What happened to you last night? You were so hammered."

Bro 2: "I have no idea! All I know is that I woke up to a deja poo this morning that smelled terrible!"
by Dasterdly Drunk June 21, 2012
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