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A gold chain wearing deigo that has a wardrobe that consists of Italia shirts and jeans. Can usually be found cruising High School parking lots for stray tail in his Daddy's escalade while dousing himself with Drakkar Noir cologne. Enjoys playing soccer and watching F1 races on television. Will also throw out the shocker sign in every picture that he is in.
Look at that deigosexual with that Italia shirt and Fila shoes.... That clothing should either be on a pot-belly kid in a third world country or in his basement in a cardboard box marked 1990....
by Michiganboy August 16, 2007
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011