When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.

the dick of a guy who drinks nothing but soda.
most likely also has toxic waste cum.

A Dehydrated Dyke is the same thing as a Thirsty Bitch, only a lesbian. Dehydrated Dykes are also refered to as "Shelbys" by certain people.

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.

An empty water station, that makes you feel dehydrated when you try to take water from it

The shrivelling of ones person after not getting love and cuddles.

Those times where you randomly wake up at 2-3:30 AM dehydrated as fuck and you get a cup of water and it’s the most refreshing water you’ve ever had in your life. Once you get those first few sips u really get going with gulping that shit down.