When one bends over naked while in the mirror, starts a helacious poop and smashes both buttcheeks together, intending to sandwich the accomplishment.
Dude last night I made the greatest Defication Deluxe!
by tres ratards February 12, 2010
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The act and idea of deficating (shitting or pissing) on or being deficated on willingly for sexual pleasure.
The glass bottom boat is a form of consensual defication.
by Supermanchild January 02, 2004
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joe: did you see that{bamma}joe?
moe: jeah, he swag deficent homie!
by hrm smk October 21, 2010
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Using Insults and Demeaning Terms to define yourself, in an attempt to either make others feel sorry for you, or make yourself a target of their anger.

Basically>Verbally Shitting On Ones Self.

Self-Defication is usually over the top and vastly overkill. Sometimes people with Schizophrenia and bi-polar disorders are prone to this. Note Also Drug addicts are to prone to it.
#1 " You Fucking suck #2, fucking dick"

#2 " Yeah That's Right, I'm A DICK! I Suck yup, suck suck suck huge dick!... I'll go to Mexico and go blow one now! Cya." *door slams behind #2*

#3" What Was That?"
#1" That There is a self-deficate, in active form you'd call it self-defication, basically #2 is going for pity and a nice self-hate session, as most of Emo kind cannot stand being happy"

(Note: the overblown retort and return self-insulting are greater than the initial insult. this signifies a Self-Defication)
by BatFudge January 09, 2013
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Someone willing to be involved in pooping on another human being, or being pooped on by another human being, while first asking their permission.
The date did not go well. He asked that I take a crap on his chest. I specifically listed on my profile "Not into concensual deficator's" but apparently that wasn't clear enough. Next time, I will just write "Don't poop on me".
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The need to do something while pooping, i.e. reading, playing DS, texting etc
I read 3 chapters of my book while taking a shit, thanks to my attention deficate disorder
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